The One Agency Fraser Coast Team
Meet the top real estate agents of the Fraser Coast
Now is your chance to find out a little more about the top real estate agents of the Fraser Coast. These characters have been hand-selected to guide you through the journey of buying, selling, renting and starting a new commercial project. We’ve asked the hard questions so you don’t have to…
Kristy Wright (A.K.A.: The Smiling Assassin)
Owner/Principal Property Specialist
2. What is your favourite dinosaur? Stegosaurus- unassuming and placid but ferocious when protecting others.
3. When I grow up, I want to be…? Ruth Bader Ginsburg- that woman is amazing and if I can achieve a smidgen of what that lady achieved I would feel pretty chuffed with myself.
4. Favourite dad joke? Q: How does a penguin build his house?
A: Igloos it together
5. How do you eat a chocolate bar? All at once or in stages?
In stages so I can taste all the individual parts but the last bite all at once to end on a flavour explosion!
6. Are muffins really just cake? Ahh no way
Dan Wright (A.K.A.: Mr Incredible)
Owner/Head of Property Management
1. How do you take your coffee? Black – strong and bitter*
2. What is your favourite dinosaur? Dorothy the Dinosaur
3. When I grow up, I want to be…? Artisan gin distiller and taster
4. Favourite dad joke? Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick!
5. How do you eat a chocolate bar? All at once or in stages?
All at once, and then regret it!
6. Are muffins really just cake? No way, not even close
(*Nothing like Dan! Well, maybe the strong part…)
Sue Kent (A.K.A.: Lady Luck)
Sales Administration
1. How do you take your coffee? Black
2. What is your favourite dinosaur? Diplodocus
3. When I grow up, I want to be…? Happy
4. Favourite dad joke? I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
5. How do you eat a chocolate bar? All at once or in stages?
Slowly
6. Are muffins really just cake? Yup!
Taniesha Anderson (A.K.A.: Officer T)
Property Manager
2. What is your favourite dinosaur? Pterodactyl
3. When I grow up, I want to be…? A police officer
4. Favourite dad joke? Q: Why don’t eggs tell jokes? A: They’d crack each other up.
OR Q: What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho Cheese
All at once
6. Are muffins really just cake? Well, I guess so…
Rob Oatley (A.K.A.: Sir Perior)
Property Specialist
1. How do you take your coffee? Cappuccino – 2 x sweeteners
2. What is your favourite dinosaur? Barney
3. When I grow up, I want to be…? An astronaut
4. Favourite dad joke? My favourite exercise is a combination of a lunch and a crunch. It’s called lunch
5. How do you eat a chocolate bar? All at once or in stages?
All at once…. Is that even a question?
6. Are muffins really just cake? No, you can eat many muffins and still not feel bad about it…
Jane Carswell (A.K.A.: The Professor)
Sales Associate
2. What is your favourite dinosaur? Little Foot
3. When I grow up, I want to be…? Bones**
4. Favourite dad joke? I have a fear of overly intricate buildings. I have a complex complex complex.
5. How do you eat a chocolate bar? All at once or in stages?
Stages of course, just sometimes those stages are like a car rally, they come up on you quite quick!
6. Are muffins really just cake? Unless they are gluten-free who cares!
(**You know, from the show, Bones?!)
Andrew & Mel Stevens (A.K.A.: The Phantom Strikers)
- How do you take your coffee?
Andrew: Strong and sweet. Mel: Depends on the location and type. - What is your favourite dinosaur?
Andrew: T-REX. Mel: Dino. - When I grow up, I want to be…?
Andrew: Retired. Mel: Drummer. - Favourite dad joke?
Andrew: Q: Why did the toad cross the road?
A: To see his flat mate.
Mel: Q: Where do cows go on Friday nights?
A: The movies. - How do you eat a chocolate bar? All at once or in stages?
Andrew: With my mouth, in stages. Mel: All at once, the faster the better.
- Are muffins really just cake?
Andrew: No they are not. Mel: Muffins are muffins. Cakes are cakes. Slices are slices.